Today I shaved my beard for the first time in two years. I had a crazy day. I argued with my enemy and went home, I felt the need to change something and it turned to be my poor beardling (saksoukeh).

If you feel that the whole world is against you, just go out and smoke a breathe of m3assal apple with a dash of cherry for half an hour, then send a bluetooth picture of yourself to anyone standing in a car next to yours on the traffic light. you will feel that half of the world is no more against you. Then repeat the process again and again at every traffic light until you reach home. There you will discover that only your wife and kids are against you and that you have reconciliated the remaining 5,999,999,999 people on earth.